Totally Needless Must-Have

In my effort to become more "green", I've been in the market for a new bike, and it just so happens Fendi and Chanel came out with their versions. The Chanel bike is tricked out with a black quilted saddle-bag and quilted seat; it's a little gauche for me, but the Fendi one is right up my alley. In keeping with the green theme, it was made out of discarded production materials (tossed-out leather, metals, and other plastic decorative hardware). Unfortunately the price isn't so green; but if anyone wants to buy it for me you can!